OK Lobby, so I have a bottom rung job working on film sets. Low man on totem pole, but everyone likes me so sometimes I get the cool jobs if the important part of the crew is busy, and just about everyone knows me.

today I feel like trolling you people by simply telling you about my day

>mid morning, my boss is passing script changes to the crew
>hands me stack of 7, 2 page alterations that are probably only different by like 3 lines
>"Anon, cast"
>Hand out two to minor actors who are on set, one to major actor on set
>Go over to breakfast spread Where Chloe Moretz is standing
>"Moretz, alterations"
>Stops texting, smiles "Just Chloe. thanks"
>Goes back to texting
>Deliver 1 more packet to other actor's assistant, pass off last two to PA who's working closer to the trailers

Later

>In between shots, waiting by lights watching the shoot
>Overhear Moretz talking to assistant about problem with hair coming loose
>One hair/make-up artsist is working with someone else behind me
>Chloe to assistant "Over there, behind Anon"

First name basis with stupid kid you candy-asses are all obsessed with. eat it.

I'll concede that she's cute, but A) not as cute in person as in your pictures, and B) either way not cute enough for you morons to care so much.

That said she can be the queen of /b/ if you like, I'm not a Boxxy fag either.